Once upon a time there lived a stately handsome Prince.
One gorgeous sunny day his servants saddled his best white horse for him, and he rode across the country to the castle where a very beautiful Princess lived.
The Prince entered the castle, kneeled in front of the Princess, kissed her hand and said,
Beautiful Princess, will you marry me?

The Princess said no, and so the prince lived happily ever after and he went hunting and fishing every weekend and every night he was in the pub till stumps with his mates and he'd play golf all afternoon and rooted any girl that crossed his path and also the neighbour's wife and the neighbour's daughters and he went to the footy and the cricket and ate pizza and drank beer and left the toilet seat up all the time and he watched golf and dirty videos and surfed internet porn sites while he farted and burped and scratched his balls and drank more beer.